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You understand sarcasm. Totally. Because you're so smart. And good looking. Just look at those sneakers--you've got style! In fact, you look so good that people who've only seen your picture think you're smarter than those who've actually met you. It must be that mullet that just says "genius." Can I borrow one of the movies from your AWESOME Keanu Reeves ... read more »

Do you spin your legs like you're pedaling when you're in your car? Do you use your camping grill to cook in your kitchen? Do u abrvate wrds 4 no gd reason wen typing on ur cmputr kbrd? Phone keyboards are clunky. They're small. They're annoying. Sometimes you have to press the same number key several times to get the letter you want. I get it. Computer keyboards, ... read more »

This is what English teachers should be, but apparently aren't, teaching. There means some place that's not here. Example: I would like to go there. Their means that something belongs to them. Example: It's their car. They're means "they are". Example: They're not too bright if they don't know the difference between "he's" and "his"... read more »